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Here's a very special audiostory for all you beautiful people - created to thank you for the 1,000,000 views! Actually, it's close to 1,2 million right now. ;) And growing!

This awesome little thing was created as a surprise not only to you, but also to me - I only heard about it once it was halfway ready! So, big applause to the crew of my own lil' Normandy, to the Awesomists!

Also, be sure to note that this is indeed just the team making some fun, NOT an actual part of the official Marauder Shields storyline... ;)

Marauder Shields project by: Koobismo
Party Dialogue written by: JeffDaniel, Natalie Loftus, NokyoChan, Matt "Calavera" O'Connor, AssaultSloth. With a slight contribution by Koobismo.
Produced and Mixed by: JeffDaniel
Party Music Remix by: Matt "Calavera" O'Connor

Adam Solheim - JeffDaniel
Admiral Steven Hackett - Matt "Calavera" O'Connor
Aria T'Loak - Natalie Loftus
Avina - NokyoChan
Captain Armando Bailey - StephanosRex
Codex Narrator - Matt "Calavera" O'Connor
Dr. Liara T'Soni - Minty
Garrus Vakarian - StephanosRex
Glyph - Natalie Loftus
Hanar - Flacjacket
Harbinger - Matt "Calavera" O'Connor
Jack - Natalie Loftus
Jacob Taylor - Kyle Chapple
Javik - Flacjacket
Kasumi Goto - Natalie Loftus
Khalisah Bint Sinan Al-Jilani - Natalie Loftus
Lieutenant Samantha Traynor - Natalie Loftus
Major Kirrahe - StephanosRex
Miranda Lawson - Natalie Loftus
Mordin Solus - Omahdon
Samara - Natalie Loftus
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy - NokyoChan
Urdnot Grunt - StephanosRex
Urdnot Wrex - StephanosRex
Volus - Flacjacket
Vorcha - Matt "Calavera" O'Connor
Zaeed Massani - AssaultSloth

Music used:
Vigil Maestro Draven Remix - by Meastro Draven [link]
Dark Star - by John Morgan [link]
Suicide Mission JiveDJ Remic - by TheJiveDJ [link]
2186 (Mass Effect Tribute) - by TheJiveDJ [link]
Arrival - by Joeyhr518 [link]
Purgatory - by Sam Hulick / BioWare
Uncharted Worlds (JiveDJ's Remix) - by TheJiveDJ [link]

[No copyright infringement intended! The Mass Effect universe, its design and characters are owned by BioWare/EA Productions. This is a work of parody and fan-fiction, created under the terms of fair use. Music tracks belong to their respectful owners and BioWare, used under the terms of fair use.]
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:iconfarseer40k:
Farseer40k Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014
DJ Harbinger: SHEPARD, YOUR DANCE MOVES ARE BEGINNING TO ANNOY ME.
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:iconfarseer40k:
Farseer40k Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014
Koobismo IS the greatest human being ever born (besides Chuck Norris and Jesus). He delivered us from the teachings of the evil one (Mac Walters), and led us to a brighter (Mass Effect) future.,

His work IS ME canon, and his mighty keyboard is the sword with which he smote the foul God child!
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NisuKitsune Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014   General Artist
Hold the liquor!
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:iconrandom-cat-attack:
Random-Cat-Attack Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Whoa, Grunts voice is really close to how he sounds in the game. Easily the closest of all the characters shown.
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:iconrandom-cat-attack:
Random-Cat-Attack Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
This is honestly the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. The random interjections are hilarious.
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:iconkajka17:
kajka17 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013
Tali's "You stupid Bosh'tet" (and her laughter) made my eve :D
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:iconkajka17:
kajka17 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013
Boskie! Po prostu boskie! Gratuluję czego dokonałeś - czapki z głów!
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:iconspartasmaximus:
SpartasMaximus Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013
moar :P
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:iconbagszi:
bagszi Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Student General Artist
Well that was awesome!:D
Can someone give the text version of the dialogue?
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:iconn7kopper:
N7Kopper Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
Zaeed's optometrist has quite the sense of humour. And this red green blue choice actually has no impact, unlike that other one.
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TBGITFWCIME3 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
This is awesome! and the music xD, before opening the message of Mordin, Assuming control dubstep! Yeah!! jajaj, you are incredible, this is so natural that i'm able of imagine it, i love it!
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:iconblakstrakt:
BlakStrakt Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
This. Is. LEGENDARY.
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:iconinsanitypress:
insanitypress Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
who stole my hard lemonade!
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:iconjohnnythat1dude:
JohnnyThat1Dude Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student Writer
I love how Avina is a bitch. I wish Harbinger showed up. I bet Reapers are lightweights which is not a good thing.
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:iconmadam-hell:
Madam-Hell Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
oh my god! this is amazing okay? i wish you made more of these!
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:icontashashfengirl:
TashashFengirl Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh my......This is FANTASTIC!!!!!

Samara "Do not touch me there, that is againt the code!''

And Grunt and Kirrahe's pick-up lines. And the Hanar hitting on Javik, and pretty much anything Javik says - freakin' hilarious.

And Avina...I now actually like that VI interface!

So much love!
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:iconmeridus:
Meridus Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012
LOL at Hackett telling Shepard tehy're almost out of beer x,D
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:iconwraithn00b:
wraithn00b Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012
Hackett's voice kills me. XD
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:iconbusinessmonkey:
BusinessMonkey Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I haven't started checking these out yet, definitely checking them out now after hearing this.
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:iconkavco:
Kavco Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
kirrahe is awesome in this
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:iconorchid1328:
Orchid1328 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012
Kirrahe as Major Sexy is pretty much my favorite thing ever.
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:iconlea2012:
Lea2012 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
This is priceless! The voices are perfect!
Great job you guys, that's some real fun at that party!

P.S. And just think what could be accomplished if fans had the opportunity to really take part in the creation of a game. It's so much easier now, what with the internet and all. Instead we just get an undone product and have to invent a thousand different things just to make it better at least for ourselves.
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mozzlol Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
rofl "hackett out"
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:iconslct12:
SlCt12 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
**applause** Wonderful! Amazing! I loved it! XD
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CostumesbyCourtney Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Wow, everyone sounds spot on, incredible. Love Hackett, heheh, I want to see him with a lampshade on his head.
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NickolieShepard Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Wrex-"Hey Grunt don't put that bottle down you little Pyjak you represent Clan Urdnot"

Grunt- "I AM KROGAN"

LOL that was funny as hell great job love the voice acting it was incredible.
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:iconcflucas:
cflucas Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student General Artist
DJ Harbinger!
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:iconreitfoxx:
ReitFoxx Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012
This is awesome! Fantastic voice acting, brililant script - love it!
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:iconaichnas:
aichnas Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012
So much awesome contained in 20 minutes! So much of the voice acting was spot on :D. Loving the Volus.
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:icontrashspawn45:
Trashspawn45 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
The fro contains mystical wishing powers. XD

"Tank mother would say... BLURG... BLUUUUUURRRGH!!

mother did not warn me about this.

Why are my insides on the outside-

I need to hit something!

Where's Jacob?!"
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xX-Tabataba-Xx Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
'SHOES DON'T BELONG ON FOOD TABLE!" Sounds like my mom XDDD
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:iconxx-tabataba-xx:
xX-Tabataba-Xx Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god this was so hilarious. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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:iconarchie321:
archie321 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
at 8:33... Oh, lord. Wrex, Grunt, and Massani are spot on!

"I AM KROGAN!"
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:iconarchie321:
archie321 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wrex, Grunt, and Massani are spot on.
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:icontarekshamas:
tarekshamas Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
hair made from souls of children XD

...interesting :P.....

great voices I mean WOW.... can't believe Bioware did not hire u all for the EC DLC, their lose our gain...

thank you

and yes koob those comics ain't gonna write themselves XD, u better not forget steve though ;)
oh yah and ty fro making me cry like a girl when I saw the dream comic with Thane

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tarekshamas Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
vorcha kissing a hanar LMAO almost had a heart attack from laughing

its like a bunch of needles kissing a balloon XD
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:iconjat371:
Jat371 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
That was possibly the best thing I've ever listened to haha. I hope this isn't the last time you make something like this :)
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:iconarchon89:
Archon89 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012
Kirrahe: "I used to be a captain...but then they promoted me to Major. Major Sexy!"
Hackett: "We're almost out of beer!!" "Keep me posted - Hackett out"

:rofl: Ahahahahah, genius!!
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:iconfranchizz:
Franchizz Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012
"Comic writer," he said. "Goddamn legend," I said.
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:iconvengefulnoob:
Vengefulnoob Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012
Admiral Hackett getting shit-faced? Keep me posted.
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:iconsupernaturalblonde:
SupernaturalBlonde Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012
I NOW THIS ROCKS YOU! XD
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:iconmjjdj88:
mjjdj88 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
by far koolest thing ive ever witnessed. i love all of you soo much!!! keep being awwsome! also, any chance you guys can post the script for this?
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:iconfelewin:
Felewin Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I've been to parties... A while back, ...
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:iconmr-outcast:
Mr-Outcast Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
First time I read the comics,:wow:. Then, I listened to the Audiobooks,:jawdrop:. First off, you guys and gals have absolutely roflstomped the original ending. Secondly, a lot of the voice acting is SPOT ON, the most noticeable for me being Jack, Tali, and Avina. I have to agree with archerstar 100%. All hail Koobismo&Crew :worship:
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:iconrogueknight24:
RogueKnight24 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
Talibrations... xD
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:iconjeffdaniel:
jeffdaniel Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012
To the thousands of you who liked this little audiobook, and the 2 who didn't, thank you for all your support, even when we try something completely off the wall.

We are always thinking of new and fun ways for us to continue enjoying the Mass Effect Universe. We are also looking at non-mass effect related material. What would you like to see? Send me a message on twitter @koobsaudio.
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Rookie425 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012
This is just...
Your comics are rather inspiring, and hell some of your audio-narrations are pretty damn good, but this is just cringeworthy.

While some of the vocal inaccuracy can be overlooked [Bailey, Javik, Kasumi] the delivery can't. The humor was hard to get into, primarily because most of the jokes were ones we've already heard from the Mass Effect games. It felt like one long, twenty minute audio-meme. The only original humor I got out of this was Goto's rant about Brin, and even that felt like a script right out of Family Guy.
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:iconfelewin:
Felewin Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Excellent voiceovers!!
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:iconarcherstar:
archerstar Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012
Wow... more awesome work from the Awesomists! It's almost creepy how well you all voice these characters! Natalie, to say you have incredible range is a massive understatement, but if I had it pick one voice you've done as the best... well even Courtenay Taylor loves your take on Jack! Nokyochan the first time I heard you as Tali I had to look at the cast list to make sure koobismo hadn't somehow talked Liz Sroka into helping with this comic! Seriously Nokyo... your that damn good!
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NatalieLoftarse Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
Thank you very much for the "massive understatement" :D:D

Be careful praising Nokyo. You'll make her squee!
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