Here's a very special audiostory for all you beautiful people - created to thank you for the 1,000,000 views! Actually, it's close to 1,2 million right now.

And growing!
This awesome little thing was created as a surprise not only to you, but also to me - I only heard about it once it was halfway ready! So, big applause to the crew of my own lil' Normandy, to the Awesomists!
Also, be sure to note that this is indeed just the team making some fun, NOT an actual part of the official Marauder Shields storyline...
Marauder Shields project by: Koobismo
Party Dialogue written by: JeffDaniel, Natalie Loftus, NokyoChan, Matt "Calavera" O'Connor, AssaultSloth. With a slight contribution by Koobismo.
Produced and Mixed by: JeffDaniel
Party Music Remix by: Matt "Calavera" O'Connor
Adam Solheim - JeffDaniel
Admiral Steven Hackett - Matt "Calavera" O'Connor
Aria T'Loak - Natalie Loftus
Avina - NokyoChan
Captain Armando Bailey - StephanosRex
Codex Narrator - Matt "Calavera" O'Connor
Dr. Liara T'Soni - Minty
Garrus Vakarian - StephanosRex
Glyph - Natalie Loftus
Hanar - Flacjacket
Harbinger - Matt "Calavera" O'Connor
Jack - Natalie Loftus
Jacob Taylor - Kyle Chapple
Javik - Flacjacket
Kasumi Goto - Natalie Loftus
Khalisah Bint Sinan Al-Jilani - Natalie Loftus
Lieutenant Samantha Traynor - Natalie Loftus
Major Kirrahe - StephanosRex
Miranda Lawson - Natalie Loftus
Mordin Solus - Omahdon
Samara - Natalie Loftus
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy - NokyoChan
Urdnot Grunt - StephanosRex
Urdnot Wrex - StephanosRex
Volus - Flacjacket
Vorcha - Matt "Calavera" O'Connor
Zaeed Massani - AssaultSloth
Music used:
Vigil Maestro Draven Remix - by Meastro Draven
[link]Dark Star - by John Morgan
[link]Suicide Mission JiveDJ Remic - by TheJiveDJ
[link]2186 (Mass Effect Tribute) - by TheJiveDJ
[link]Arrival - by Joeyhr518
[link]Purgatory - by Sam Hulick / BioWare
Uncharted Worlds (JiveDJ's Remix) - by TheJiveDJ
[link][No copyright infringement intended! The Mass Effect universe, its design and characters are owned by BioWare/EA Productions. This is a work of parody and fan-fiction, created under the terms of fair use. Music tracks belong to their respectful owners and BioWare, used under the terms of fair use.]
Can someone give the text version of the dialogue?